ok so i was on the bus the other day comming home from school when this girl asked me do u have a peice of gum i said no ok it stopped there for a few seconds then she turned to me and i unexpected at this time shes like u dont have anything to suck on? and i was thinking to myself i could say alot but i wasnt going to and i just started laughing and i looked at her and i was like.......with a semi straight face and there was a bus moniter sitting right next to me ok and i said.......yes but nothing im going to take out right now and the bus started roaring even the bus moniter was laughing and that was the funniest thing ever.....the end